Too Much Joy - Train in Vain lyrics

The Playboy centerfold is younger than me She likes family get-togethers and aborigines I don't think I don't think I can ever masturbate again I don't think I don't think I will ever steal that magazine from my father again The playboy centerfold would never talk to me Because I hate family get-togethers and I'm not an aborigine I don't think I don't think I will ever feel the same again I don't think I don't think I will ever sing about my father I will never sing about my father I promise not to sing about my father Again (Hi, Dad)