Come on down to the edge of the woods We all live at the edge of the woods Inside a shack at the edge of the woods 'Cuz everything happens at the edge of the woods Join us where it's safe and good Me and Peter and the wolf and the three little pigs The devil walks his dog at the edge of the woods The people are small but the houses are big Welcome to our home sweet home We built it for you at the edge of the woods On every lawn there's a family of gnomes They won't hurt you if you do what you should We'll have you for dinner at the edge of the woods 'Cuz something's always cooking at the edge of the woods Hey good looking at the edge of the woods We eat Gretel steaks and Red Riding Hoods It's dark at night, but that's alright Things are out of sight inside the woods There's nothing to fear, we're all friends here You can sleep for years inside the woods There's a six foot squirrel named Grip He lives underneath my bed He'll rip off your stepmother's head He'll tear her throat to shreds Come on down to the edge of the woods We all live at the edge of the woods La la la la at the edge of the woods Hey, nyah nyah nyah nyah at the edge of the woods There's a six foot squirrel named Grip He lives underneath my bed He'll rip off your stepmother's head He'll tear her throat to shreds It's dark at night, but that's alright Things are out of sight inside the woods There's nothing to fear, we're all friends here You can sleep for years inside the woods