Sitting on my couch Trying to decide what's appropriate It's kind of strange Don't worry bout me I can cope with it Did I sit too close? Please don't get the wrong idea Still, it beats the phone It's just so good to have you here We'll just be friends We never, ever kept that vow That was then, you're Mrs. now We'll just pretend Nothing happened, anyhow That was then, you're Mrs. Now Me, I'm doing fine Did I tell you I like your hair like this? There was a time . . . Well, it's better not to reminisce You call that a kiss? You treat me like I'm your brother Yes, he's very nice Wish we just despised each other