Too Indecent - Doomsday Preppers lyrics

[Intro: DDay + Moses] Y-yo what the f**? What's that noise? What day is it? Yo, it's December 21st Oh word? I think I get paid today Isn't it supposed to be Doomsday, too? YEEEEAAH! WE POPPIN IT OFF! Alright alright alright Happy Doomsday b**hes Yo, well, where we gonna throw the riots at yo! Where we gonna WHO'S COMING WITH ME [Verse 1: DDay] Riots in the street mayday, mayday People coming back to the faith they vacate Pray late, in hopes that they safe Hiding from the light yea ya'll better make way Pearly gateways, chariots of fire Revelations only to inspire Fear in people like Michael Myers Elm Street residents sleeping with a Bible Apocalyptic, solar eclipses The planets align and the flare's emitted So throw me in a lion's den and call me a misfit At least I know I can die with commitment Higher calling, I abide in Call it what you want but at least I'm trying The shadows of d**h see my life as blinding Leading by example is what I'm finding To be better than trusting f**ing Mayans Aztec, Incas, false prophesying Worldwide, put fear in your heart So remember do or die when you're doing your part Don't look into the light! I ain't scared This can't be real [Verse 2: Moses] Wake up in the PM from noises of people screaming On CNN I'm seeing police beating some heathens Screeching, “Keep the peace!” Clothes seeping From bleeding, so close to how I'm feeling this evening Meaning I'm sleeping while the world burns beneath me Heavy breathing, dro smoke cause it's easy And eases the lesions in my brain containing reason Are you serious? People are going delirious Over opinions of extinct, glorified Indians The end is imminent, it's hard to swallow like cinnamon Doomsday, apocalypse, and the other synonyms Study the eschatology of every religion Could come cosmically without a warning Rise of the Simians or global warming Nuclear war or Little Shop of Horrors Toxic air or a solar flare Whatever the horrible cause, don't be scared Say a prayer, grab a flare, and be prepared Stay closest to the ones you care It's not darkest before dawn, the end is here [Hook: DDay + Moses] Maybe today Maybe tomorrow Who the f** knows? Who will you follow? In this world we get so caught up On how we gonna die? Where we gonna end up? I ain't scared Psh, I ain't scared But you'll never hear me say that I don't care To the people living life like, “That ain't fair!” Take a look at what you got and give thanks you're here [Outro: DDay + Moses] God Damn dude Yo, we are in no condition for a zombie apocalypse right now I-If sh** were to go down Oh my God I can't even think of it Dude all I need is a, is a machete You think? I could take out at least 20-25 in like 5 minutes Bury me with a bow and arrow In like 5 minutes I will f**in' Robin Hood a zombie I will Robin Hood a muthaf**in' zombie We got it We good