Too $hort (too Short) - Couldn't be a Better Player lyrics

Too Short: n***a what,n***a what,n***a what East Side Boyz: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Us n***as from the south be representing sh** And trying to keep these player haters of our dick Never f**ing with these loud a** clicks and crews And bucking down busters that be acting rude Cause these n***as and these hoes be with some other sh** They like to talk behind your back but in your face they ride yo dick That's why I stay tight with my crew So what you gone do when we come for you Chorus repeat 4X: [What, wuz up, wuz up, what](in background) What the f** you gone do n***a, what the What the f** you gone do, what you gone do (repeat 4X) (Hook): East Side Boyz Represent yo' click motherf**er And if you don't then you must be a buster (repeat 2X) Now put your middle finger up motherf**er (repeat 2X) Now drop them bows on them motherf**ing s**ers (repeat 2X) Now get crunk motherf**er get crunk (repeat 2X) Now get drunk motherf**et get drunk (repeat 2X) Now tell them hoes to drop they clothes And cut something for the motherf**ing d-lo Chorus Too $hort: Short short, short, short Now I don't give a f** about ya' benz or ya light-skinned b**h I don't give a f** who you tell you don't like this sh** The fact still stand you got one girlfriend And I feel like the whole world's pimp I can't be like you, always acting fake I can tell you how much a real mac can make A million dollars ain't sh** to spend Get some new hoes and get it again So don't tell me what'cha wish for You wanna be kept, by a rich ho b**h a** n***a, I'm trying to get me a lick She better pay me right now she wanna get some dick I told cha' got the game from the old n***as Everytime I park my car him come the gold diggers With the easy p**y sign on display If you looking for some money don't come this way (Hook): Too Short You couldn't be a better player than me Even if you f**ed every day of the week I know you think you got it like that, but peep I be f**ing hoes everyday of the week biiitch!!! Chorus Too $hort: Now I don't give a f** about cha' phone book and all ya' pictures Chilling at the club with all ya b**hes Lying on ya' dick save the drama Got my eye on ya' b**h and ya baby mama, cause ya' snoozing You know the rules pimp ya' b**h is chosing, ya' bout' to lose them Yelling get cha' a** in the car b**h But I'm much to fast with this hard dick Short dog took ya' broad, it just can't be Ya' b**h s**ed me and f**ed me and than she think me I know the whole story, you ain't serving it right I'll probably stop by and put some work in tonight (Hook): Too Short You couldn't be a better player than me Even if you f**ed everyday of the week I know you think you got it like that, but peep I be f**ing hoes every day of the week I know you couldn't be a better player than me Even if you rode in luxury I know you smoke colting that top notch freak You never could be a better player than me, biiitch!!! Chorus (Hook:) East Side Boyz Now what's up f** n***a what's up (repeat 2X) You gone buck f** n***a then buck (repeat 2X) Ya' boys done left ya' now ya' stuck (repeat 2X) Ain't got no pistol on ya a** so you f**ed (repeat 2X) You wanna run like a motherf**ing b**h You shouldn't have been no motherf**ing snitch (repeat 2X) My n***a trigger finger startin' to itch (repeat 2X) You shouldn't have been no motherf**ing b**h (repeat 2X) Too $hort: Now I don't give a f** if you f** the richest b**h on earth You can be a jiggalo couldn't get more work Cause I'm a player from way back taught by the best No hater can fade me I was short like the rest of y'all half stepping little dicks wanna be big Willie's, you got a bad case of the sillies In the studio you make believers In real life you more like the cape crusaders Rushing to the scene to save them hoes Everytime they come across them crazy folks You cuff 'em hurry up and get em' to safety But sooner or later the b**h gotta face me Cause I put the game down from the start And you ain't nothing but a dumb a** mark Do yo' thing and watch me do mine Get the b**h on the phone and we'll see who lying, n***a WHAT! (until fade)