Too $hort (too Short) - 8055 lyrics

Intro Skit Offbeat Hum dono bhai, Jai aur Veeru sholay mein Khali ka dum ni utna, jitna apnay dolay mein Choli kay peechay kya hai, mujhko patha hai Bolunga nahi yay tumri saza hai Khud say accha rapper kaun dhoondoo roz Tum sabki bolti band jaisay choochoo ho Mai toh aisay byaah karadoo rajni ka gajni say Lawyer fir talaak karaday sajna ka sajni say Bra**ic Bhai Abhi tunay Aish karli, meri bhi ek Rai hai Talaak karwaalo mujhsay hum lawyer hi fi hai Offbeat aur mera rishta jaisay kapda darjee Desi rap ka raja ban jao, bhai meri marjee Mai deta lesson, tum karthay la**an Kyunki tum ho fukray aur mai beejee person Date tabhi kartha jab mooh say niklay waah jee waah Kaafi gyaani hoo madam lelo mera aashirwaad Chorus Mai, Assi Pachpan Yay, Assi Pachpan Hum, Assi Pachpan We, Assi Pachpan Bra**ic Bhai Offbeat hum aisi ki kaamyaabi pakki Ab tak laga ni koi mukka chehra kitna lucky Bhed bakri ka panga sher sey kaisa Tansen hotha rapper bhai hotha mere jaisa Chup hojaao yaaro lethey meri kyu Aanay waala t.v. par jaisay breaking news Kendriya vidyalaya kay number one gunday Laaye ek rap ek laath bollywood ki bundpay Offbeat Mai a**i pachpan, jaisay koi saand hoo Moohfat jaisay, G.B. road ki raand hoo Shaalimaar ki jhuggiya, c.p kay restaurant Bra**ic aur bhai, brush aur pepsodent Tum karthay rap, lagtha hai fartzone Bandiya choothi mujhay, mai smartphone Punchlines meri hai sankado Itna shaatir, bina guarantee miltha bank loan Chorus Bra**ic Bhai Kal aam aadmi thay aaj yo yo hai saaray Offbeat Kaisa laga neeli aankhei Bra**ic Bhai Mooth dey saalay Taash kay patthay kyu dekhtey ho Jeb mei merey chaar hai ikkay Gangsta rapper kyu kehtey ho Video ki shaan tumray baap kay sikkay Offbeat Bhai ek ko bahut man diss karnay ka Bra**ic Bhai Chup reh kal contact ussay bananay ka Offbeat Bandi meri kehti, dude f** you Mainay bola, arrey promise karthu Bra**ic Bhai Principal hoo mai baba kay school ka Offbeat Mai desi murga, tu mr. chooza Bra**ic Bhai Begum ka badshah mera ghulaam hai Offbeat Taash kay pattho ki baathey saari aam hai Bra**ic Bhai Bra**ic & Offbeat hum sahi jodi ray Bra**ic Bhai & Offbeat Chud gayi hazaar gallaan apni bakchodi mei