[Movie Bites from "A Christmas Story (1983)":] [Ralphie's mom:] Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas? [Ralphie as Adult:] Horrified! I heard myself, blurt it out! [Ralphie as kid:] I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! [Ralphie as Adult:] Ooohh-ooohh-ooohh! [Ralphie as kid:] No, no! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! [Santa Claus:] You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas! HOOOO... HOOO... HOO! [Ralphie as kid:] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!