Thou swell! Thou witty! Thou sweet! Thou grand! Wouldst kiss me pretty? Wouldst hold my hand? Both thine eyes are cute too; What they do to me Hear me holler I choose a Sweet lollapaloosa in thee I'd feel so rich, a hut for two; Two rooms and a kitchen I'm sure would do; Give me just a plot of Not a lot of land And Thou swell! Thou Witty! Thou Grand!