See how beautiful In several colors See how beautiful In various flavors: Stupidity is the subject See how beautiful Refined and polyglot You find it on the left You find it on the right But the real consecration Came with the advent Of television Of television Of television It's taught in schools Universities and most of all In the academies of laurels and letters It is present It is present Ladies and gentlemen Ladies and gentlemen If on this solemn occasion I do not propose a Commemorative holiday to celebrate the sacrosanct glory of the national stupidity, it's because everyday, thank God, from Diapoque to Chuí, from the Pampas to the rubber tree jungles, it is already celebrated, most gloriously celebrated Arrastâo of Flaubert in "Sottisier."