Tom Waits - Barber Shop lyrics

Good mornin mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine Bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker Magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop Mornin mr. furgeson what's the good word witcha been Stayin outa trouble like a good boy should i see you're still cuttin hair Well i'm still cuttin cla**es i just couldn't hep myself I got a couple of pa**es to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon I see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good Sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood What's the low down mr. brown heard you boy's leavin town I just bought myself a struggle buggy s**ers powder blue Throw me over sports page cincinnati's lookin' good Always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1 That the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done You know the hair's gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter You can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border Now if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your a** Put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast Oh if i had a million dollars well what would i do Probly be a barber not a bum like you Still gotchur paper route now that's just fine Now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time You be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl Know i give the best haircuts in the whole wide world