[Verse 1:] I lie on back and I look at the ceiling My body's caressed by a cool summer breeze I won't have no friends and I won't have no sweethearts Unless they're as crazy as me [Chorus:] I might have been rich and I might have been famous But I wouldn't follow the dreams It went up a mountain and I stayed in the valley With people as crazy as me (He won't have no friends and he won't have no sweethearts Unless they're as crazy as him) [Verse 2:] You know nothing can get you if you ain't got nothing And you ain't got hardly nobody to please I've got friends a plenty they're better than enemies But they're all as crazy as me [Chorus] [Verse 3:] When they write it all down in the Big Book in heaven They'll give us a cabin out under the trees I'll lie on my back and stare at the ceiling With people as crazy as me [Chorus]