Tom Smith - Serial k**er lyrics

The Original Trilogy of Trilogies, or Ninety-Four Percent of Everything is sh** Book 1: Everything turns to sh** Book 2: Everything is sh** Book 3: We install plumbing Book 4: The toilet backs up Book 5: The house overflows Book 6: We save the house, but the plumber dies Book 7: The plumbing explodes Book 8: We resurrect the plumber Book 9: We discover the true meaning of sh** The David Eddings Variations, or What Is This sh**? Book 1: Everything turns to sh** Book 2: Everything is sh** Book 3: Everyone starts shoveling Book 4: The sh** dries around everyone's ankles Book 5: We call in the plumber and a back-hoe Book 6: The toilet backs up Book 7: The house overflows Book 8: The back-hoe's out of gas and the plumber's phone is in the shop Book 9: We fill the tank and fix the phone Book 10: The plumber saves the house, but is k**ed by the back-hoe Book 11: The plumbing explodes, taking the back-hoe with it Book 12: We search for a repairman, who must resurrect the plumber Book 13: We discover the true meaning of sh** Book 14: We become one with the sh** Book 15: The sh** is destroyed by sending the plumbing to a nether dimension, but from now on everyone is kind of uncomfortable The Piers Anthony Variations, or Enough of This sh** Book 1: Everything turns to candy-coated sh** Book 2: Candy-coated sh** turns out to be intelligent and can talk Books 3-Infinity: Sounds like candy-coated sh** to me