Tom Smith - Smash the Frickin' Fairies lyrics

There's a fairy grove in my back yard I found it just last night And the fairies come to have some fun In the silvery moonlight They're lovelier than anything That you have ever seen And when you smash them with a brick Their blood's all thick and green Smash the frickin' fairies Smash the frickin' fairies Smash the frickin' fairies Bash 'em in the head Smash the frickin' fairies Giggly sparkly fairies Dumba** tiny fairies Make them s**ers dead Stupid little fairies Come to dance and sing Hang 'em from my nipples Now they're fairy bling Tiny little wingspan See how cute they are Press 'em in a phone book Tape 'em to my car Smash the frickin' fairies Tacky goofy fairies Cutesy Wootsy fairies I don't wanna stop Smash the frickin' fairies Tinkly stinkly fairies Poopy stoopy fairies Squeeze 'em till they pop Who cares about their ancient magic Who cares about their hidden lore I just like the way they go stiff then go limp When you catch their heads in a door Who cares about their timeless beauty Who cares if their existence is a shock I took pictures of them posed with my Dominatrix Barbie And my eBay shop can't keep 'em in stock Some people see the fairies and Their hearts and souls are moved I tie them to bowling pins My average has improved Fishing isn't boring since I Use them now for bait They're also good as shredded cheese Their life is really grate The fairies joined together Came to each other's aid Too bad I had a shotgun And a big ol' can of Raid So now they're really frightened They're sad and mad and vexed And when I take the fairies down The Hobbits all are next! Smash the frickin' fairies Dainty pretty fairies Gaudy bawdy fairies Crush them under trains Anvil at the ready Drop it on their head-ee Bring in some undead-ee ZOMBIE FAIRY BRAINS! Smash the frickin' fairies Stupid cutesy fairies Icky nasty fairies Bust their little heads Smash the frickin' fairies Fill their cemetaries Then I woke up, Doctor Can you please adjust my meds?