Tom Smith (2) - Coulson Lives lyrics

Coulson Lives! That's the Avengers fangirls' song Coulson lives Even Whedon got it wrong Loki stabbed him through the chest with that big knife But somehow it managed not to take his life Coulson lives SHIELD's medics were in time Coulson lives If they weren't, t'would be a crime It turned out that Loki only stabbed a Coulson LMD Doing roughly the same damage as an arrow in the knee Plus he's routing WiFi right through Loki's shiv Coulson lives! Coulson lives! That's the fangirls' solemn creed Coulson lives For his presence there's much need Captain Rogers must sign Phil's trading card stash Not to mention all that Barton/Coulson slash Loki was pwned All he impaled was thin air Phil was cloned Or he wasn't even there He's in Portland with that cellist, or in Bangkok or Beirut He's like Carmen San Diego with a better looking suit We could throw him off a hundred thousand cliffs Coulson lives! Coulson lives He was gone but he's returned He was fragged But another life he's earned Reincarnated, or brain stored in a jar Or his voice will play through Tony Stark's new car He'll come back, as Grey Phoenix one fine dawn Or as SHIELD's top-ranked Zombie liaison Maybe he rules some dimension filled with fantasy cliches Hey, Galactus goes through heralds like Pete Parker through Aunt Mays So if you see all that fic and say, “What gives?” Coulson lives!