Tom Ska - Mine Turtle lyrics

MINE TURTLE [Verse 1] Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!" Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you MINE TURTLE [Verse 2] Mine Turtle's traveled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine Fought the aliens! "Throoooww the cheeeese!" [Verse 3] He stole alien technology, and built a time machine Went back in time to 100 million B.C The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?" "Technically I'm a tortoise." "I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!" MINE TURTLE [Verse 4] Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb The cops tried to stop him before he could explode "LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!" "Wait, no he doesn't.." MINE TURTLE