Tom Scott - Mother Mary lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1: Tom] Hashtag Haz eats track pants crab steez Rap geek, tag team, from that band @peace Bag of bad afghan and black hashish Banging fat back band and gap band three f** a plan put it up on Band camp free Don't spam, no ma'am my fans are my family I give a damn how nice you are if it's a whack beat [it's whack] You're softer than you're Grand Dad's a** cheeks Peace to my brother Harry Rodger, Perry Chuckaberi Compared to us it was hilarious and nothing nearly You can't be f**ing serious i mean you wasn't really? Come on give it up already For the love of Mother Mary Jesus: enough with that hippie act, you ain't living that life Give the biddie back sh** is whack like a sticker on a bitter cap Sounding something like Nickelback if they rap sh** is whack and thats cold but it's a fact f** it who gives a crap You're Chick is Fat Kiss a Kitty Cat matter fact lick her crack Stick you're finger in her stinky gap And sh** is whack