Tom Paxton - Monday Morning In Paradise lyrics

The toast is burning; the kids won't eat The bacon's splattered on my bare feet The kids are screaming; the dog's in heat It's Monday morning in paradise Granddad's complaining about his heart The brand new toaster just flew apart It's started snowing; the car won't start It's Monday morning in paradise It's Monday morning A brand new day A new day dawning With a hell to pay It's Monday morning I'm here to say They seem to come every other day My son the genius has lost a shoe His father's socks are, one black one blue And here comes my old friend the flu It's Monday morning in paradise It's Monday morning A brand new day A new day dawning With a hell to pay It's Monday morning I'm here to say They seem to come every other day The toast is burning; the kids won't eat The bacon's splattered on my bare feet The kids are screaming; the dog's in heat It's Monday morning in paradise Monday morning in paradise Monday morning in paradise It's Monday morning in paradise It's Monday morning