I left a window open all night long And I got rained on, silly me If I owned the Playboy Club I'd probably lose my key Ah when you're winning, you don't mind And now she's gone, so much for winning I've got a dictionary in my room I learn a new word every day When I try polite conversation Can't think of a word to say Ah when you're winning, you don't mind And now she's gone, so much for winning She walked out sometime last evening Didn't bother to say goodbye If you gave me the deed to the Mississippi River You know it would run dry I found some pamphlets waiting in the mail Self-improvement guaranteed Yoga books and psychic power Can't get me what I need Ah when you're winning, you don't mind And now she's gone, so much for winning She walked out sometime last evening Didn't bother to say goodbye If you gave me the deed to the Mississippi River You know it would run dry I left a window open all night long And I got rained on, silly me If I owned the Playboy Club I'd probably lose my key Ah when you're winning, you don't mind And now she's gone, so much for winning