Jesus loves Anita, or so it doth appear Lately things are looking strange or dare I say it? - queer In spite of controversy, so the morning paper said She's retained her high commission to squeeze fruits for heavy bread CHORUS: You squeeze mine, Anita I squeeze yours, Anita You've been chosen, Anita Yours are frozen, Anita Terrible cost, Anita Covered in frost, Anita Smile and pray, Anita You'll feel gay You spoke in Miami to set the record straight Gave the folks a target acceptable to hate You told us there are somethings one may never do in bed One wonders, dear Anita, if you'll ever get ahead You squeeze mine, Anita I squeeze yours, Anita You've been chosen, Anita Yours are frozen, Anita Terrible cost, Anita Covered in frost, Anita Smile and pray, Anita You'll feel gay