[Intro] Check (11x) Yeah Check (9x) [Verse 1: Misterelle] All I wanted was a model from the Budweiser ad All I wanted was a bottle and blunt I could pa** I was haunted cause my sorrow kept confronting my past I've been living for tomorrow since my cousin had pa**ed Began rapping for a hobby but the fun doesn't last Similar to Ricky Bobby it's no fun being last Last minute Christmas shopping got us stuffing the bag Nothing in your Christmas stocking stocks are plummeting fast Get caught and I'll be locked up for a month and a half Just because my partner brought his brother's gun into cla** Aiming pistols as a toddler so our uncles could laugh They introduced us to the dollars so we wanted some cash Just to help out our mommas we were struggling bad [Chorus] But she still had enough to buy us Goosebumps Skates Before any bills came up two months late Before any girls became two months late Bring a baby in the world and gain too much weight In my goosebumps skates... Me and my brother in our Goosebumps Skates [Verse 2: Misterelle] And he's never offbeat, adolescent off beat Daddy left and caught heat, mammy let him walk streets Granny dressed him all neat Had depression, lost sleep, black, oppressed and taught greek Mac 11s long reach Baptist reverends gon preach, tallied blessings all week, manifested god speaks at the Devils bought cheap Fast food restaurant eats, salad dressing raw meats, that'll never solve beef Pastor says we're all sheep channel 7 saw Meech Addicts wet and cough teeth Sorry if you felt I had to step on yall feet As I'm stepping thru bad gra** and leveled concrete On my brakes where they don't give breaks so break They're straps are automatic weapons drawn east n***a stacking bread involves yeast rises quicker, still I [Chorus] Roll around in my Goosebumps Skates Before any bills came up two months late Before any girls became two months late Bring a baby in the world and gain too much weight Weight, My goosebumps skates... Me and my brother in our Goosebumps Skates Roll around in my goosebumps skates Before any bills came up two months late Before any girls became two months late Bring a baby in the world and gain too much weight Weight, in my goosebumps skates... Around the world in my goosebumps skates... [Outro] That's what this reminds me of as a matter of fact Keep it rolling Joe I wanted to say something at the end But i don't know what... I remember that day though, you know what i'm saying like That was the best Christmas i ever had It was like the year '95 or some sh** And i begged my mama for some roller blades And she gave them to me And me and my brother had the matching jonts So we went outside and it was like 2a.m. in the morning and sh** You know what i'm saying We was out there crazy you know what i'm saying n***as was out there selling, you know what i'm saying Just hanging out on the Ave and sh** And then like thy would be like, man what the f** you roller blading around and sh** Like I thought the sh** was cool though Like i wanted to be like the n***a on Airborne and sh** You know what i'm saying? That sh** rocked man Yeah Until next time, will he escape, Joker's d**h defying d**h trap? Or will he fold under the pressure? Until next week same Bat time, Same Bat Hour