Tom Milsom - Four-Foot Squirrel lyrics

Oh four foot squirrel, Why do you stand so tall? I think it's trickery, And you're not big at all. Do you not see the other Squirrels laughing loud At your ill-thought through dreams Of height behind a hedgy shroud? Now don't look so discouraged that We saw right through your scheme, For after all what else are squirrels Ought to do but dream? But delusions of grandeur Somehow crept into your head While all the other squirrels Dreamt of hazelnuts instead. Oh four foot squirrel, Why do you look away? Are you offended by the Harsh words that we say? Just bear in mind friend That whatever you do, We'll always be here Just to point and laugh at you.