Tom Milsom - Seafood lyrics

I've never eaten a lobster Because I've seen them in their prime Sitting in a tank beside the dorrway And if they could see it your way They would probably start to cry And the salt water from their tears Would wash away all of their tears As they remember all the years They'd spent so happy in the wild And then one day the big men came To make them play a fishy game Of Russian Roulette for crustaceans Fifty lobsters, seven nations, Waiting for the sweaty clientele To pick them out for boiling water hell I've never eaten a lobster Not that I haven't had the opportunity Other food is so guilt free But in the case, the k**er's me And while it's sitting on your plate Regrets would come, but it's too late, And seafood's such a very tricky dish And nothing's more emotional than fish