Tom Lehrer - I Got It From Agnes lyrics

I love my friends and they love me We're just as close as we can be And just because we really care Whatever we get, we share! I got it from agnes She got it from jim We all agree it must have been him Louise who gave it to him Now she got it from harry Who got it from marie And ev'rybody knows that marie Got it from me Giles got it from daphne She got it from joan Who picked it up in county cork A-kissin' the blarney stone Pierre gave it to shiela Who must have brought it there He got it from francois and jacques Aha, lucky pierre! Max got it from edith Who gets it ev'ry spring She got it from her daddy Who just gives her ev'rything She then gave it to daniel Whose spaniel has it now Our dentist even got it And we're still wondering how But i got it from agnes Or maybe it was sue Or millie or billie or gillie or willie It doesn't matter who It might have been at the pub Or at the club, or in the loo And if you will be my friend, then i might ... (mind you, i said "might" ...) Give it to you!