[Beth] Hey you there with that face in the mirror What the hell are you looking at? No really Who are you there to judge me? You're exactly like me but flat And the one who has lived this life Or the happiness that comes my way So I'm gonna say: What the f**? Stay in the night There's a chance that it'll all be alright It's possible I'm pushing this a little too far But it's not like things can get a whole lot worse than they are I'm not running on a streak of good luck So what the f**? Another day of saving the planet One more night of nothing but tears And Stephen plays dumb, surprised that I want him Like we haven't been flirting for years And I know that I was out of bounds It was me somehow on the attack But then he kissed me back What the f**? What's the deal? Can I ever just feel what I feel? I'm accomplished and I'm funny I've got wisdom and wit And a taste for certain men who will treat me like sh** So romance has again run amuck Oh what the f**? What the f**? What'd I do? How'd I end up lying naked with you? I was stone-cold stupid sober So I can't blame the drink I was needy, I was greedy and I just didn't think That's a lie I thought about it a lot I had lots of warning thoughts, I forgot Just another bad decision, I guess Just another pile a crap in the mess And I've managed to involve my best friend Will my trail of sad mistakes ever end? Cause I'm starting to suspect that I'm stuck Like a schmuck And I s** What the f**?