Tom Jones - Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) lyrics

Three nights ago I was at a disco Man, I wanted to bump I was rarin' to go And this big fat woman Bumped me on the floor She was rarin' to go That chick was rarin' to go Then she did a dip Almost broke my hip She was gettin' down That chick was gettin' down She wanted to bump some more But I told her, "No!" You done knocked me down once You done knocked me down once Said if you want to dance Find you a big fat man Y'all both can get on down Y'all both can get on down Huh! I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Somebody take her She's too big for me She'll knock me down She came over to me Snatched me out of my seat She wanted to get on down Still wanted to get on down I told her to go on And leave me alone I ain't gettin' down You done hurt my hip once I know what you'll do I ain't gonna bump with you! I don't feel like gettin' down Don't feel like gettin' down She just shook her head At every word I said She wanted to get on down That woman wanted to get on down She did that dip again And I hit the floor again She was gettin' down, Lord That woman was gettin' down I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Aahh, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Somebody take her I don't want her She done hurt my hip She done knocked me down Done hurt my hip She done knocked me down Somebody take her I don't want her Say Leroy! You can have this one, dude This big fat woman, dude