Tom Galantich - Awful-Awesome lyrics

[WJ CLINTON] I am William Jefferon Clinton, and this is my story! [BILLY CLINTON] ...and mine! [HILLARY CLINTON] ...and mine! [COMPANY] We're living here in the ‘90s (the ‘90s!) We're taste and tacky combined (I look good!) We run ‘round wearing our Nikes (Just do it!) We've started getting online (You've got mail!) I've just stopped wearing my scrunchie (You go, girl!) We all watch Baywatch with Mitch and the crew You hear all over the country... (the same thing) ...that our life living here in ‘92 is… Awful! We're in recession Awful! I've got depression Awful! But it could be that ‘93 is… Awesome! A new direction Awesome! In this election Awesome! We're on a quest to find the candidate that's best! [HILLARY CLINTON] What? Awww…. [COMPANY] The country now is divided (No, we're not! Yes, we are!) ‘Cause all Republicans are filthy rats That seems a little one-sided (You a**hole!) ‘Cause we all know that you Democrats are… Awesome! (We're so PC) We're... Awful! (Go hug a tree!) We're awesome, Republicans, we love our guns, we're… Awful! They're super-rich! They're... We're awesome! (We're super-rich!) We're awful! [WJ CLINTON] You scream and fight, but who can help you make things right? [BILLY CLINTON] I can! [HILLARY CLINTON] Oh, when your husband's split in two, you have to be the crazy glue, but I still love him through and through, and they love him too… [COMPANY] He is… AWFUL! [HILLARY CLINTON] But charismatic! [COMPANY] AWFUL! [HILLARY CLINTON] And problematic! [COMPANY] AWFUL! Yes, we can see this SOB is AWESOME! [HILLARY CLINTON] He's so humane! [COMPANY] He's AWESOME! [HILLARY CLINTON] He feels your pain! [COMPANY] He's AWESOME! [WJ CLINTON] Yes, I agree, so vote for me. I know you're scared of debt and tax, but from now on you can relax. You know that I will have your backs, and I play the sax! [COMPANY] He plays the sax! The winner of the 1992 presidential election is… CLINTON! CLINTON! [WJ CLINTON] I'm William Jefferson! [COMPANY] CLINTON! [BILLY CLINTON] And I'm William Jefferson! [COMPANY] CLINTON! [HILLARY CLINTON] And I'm Hillary Rodham! [COMPANY] CLINTON! [WJ CLINTON] ...do solemnly swear, that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States. [COMPANY] Awww….awful! He's smoking pot! He's awesome! He's smoking hot! She's awkward! And standing here its crystal clear he's… Awful! He's such a cheat! He's awesome! He's super sweet! She's awkward! Yes, we can see that he and she are… Awful! Awesome! Awkward! Awful! Awesome! Awkward! Awful...some...kward Awful-some-kward!