Tom Cruz - Porch Sittin' lyrics

[Tom Cruz] Fat Tony, real Denim Guinness Boy Tom Cruz, that's a real Denim Guinness Boy Drew Dean, that's a real Denim Guinness Boy Paul Katzman, number one Denim Guinness Boy [Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] Sittin' out on the porch Fresh up out the pool (we out the pool, n***a!) Chillin' with my n***as, and you know we got girls too (we got hoes, n***a!) Man, I can't complain Sippin' lemonade (sippin' lemonade!) Life is just like a game And I'm MVP when I play (MVP, n***a!) I'm in it to win it since the very beginning And I never depended upon a n***a's permission Like a wild, young child or a delinquent juvenile I always came with a style now I'm chillin' in the house Now I'm all grown up, got it all sewn up Hanging with, like, nine girls and they all toned up And they all gon' f**, you know Paul rolled up Bout four or five blunts and they all get touched And they all get s**ed up right into a n***a's lungs Blew a shotgun and the girl stuck in a little tongue It's all in fun, these friends… Actually, these people are sort of like my family And the way we live is sort of like a fantasy And the way we work is sort of like a factory But actually it all comes to us naturally Magically, I guess it's just the way it has to be I pa** the weed and then proceed to step into the center With a paper plate, tryna get some f**in' dinner Jerk chicken in my sights, ooh, they got some rice I think it's finna be a hell of a night I'm inhaling the pipe while she inhaling my mic Oh my God, this high is a hell of a height That I wanna climb, cause I want a dime But she don't watch the time cause she know that I'm… [Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] Sittin' out on the porch Fresh up out the pool (we out the pool, n***a!) Chillin' with my n***as, and you know we got girls too (we got hoes, hoe!) Man, I can't complain Sippin' lemonade (sippin' on some lemonade!) Life is just like a game And I'm MVP when I play (MVP, n***a!) I'm in a pool but she ain't got no swimsuit Her car got a lot of room and it's tinted too Wanted to use the backroom but this finna do Bout to be gone for an hour, guess what we finna do Tom Cruz preaching rules like he's Steve Harvey In the living room they listening to E-40 Got barbecue like a graduation party Got jokes like Comic View or Chris Farley R.I.P. to the dearly deceased And in all y'all memory we pour it out in the streets Karin turned our home to her own nude beach Andrew showed up on some L.S.D Now evidently we party hardy But trust me, we party hardly Cause that's not our top priority And we got shows at the top sororities And we can't be late cause they just can't wait For the date to mate the great [Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] Sittin' out on the porch (we on the porch) Fresh up out the pool (out the pool, n***a!) Chillin' with my n***as, and you know we got girls too (we got hoes!) Man, I can't complain (can't complain) Sippin' lemonade (sippin' lemonade!) Life is just like a game And I'm MVP when I play (I'm MVP, n***a!) Before you sip it, n***a, don't forget the ice If you got liquor, n***a, don't forget the Sprite Before you buy it, b**h, don't forget the price And to you cops, n***as, don't forget my rights If you got a job, then don't forget your life Cause if you do then you gon' regret for life You get it once, it don't just happen twice Had hard days but I'm gon' be set tonight Ain't nothin' certain except for when He close the curtains But in the meantime, between time, gotta find you a purpose Like the Louisiana Purchase I'm expanding my reign Handling thangs while I manage to sang I'm with my holmes, we playing bones I'm in the zone, sedated like the Ramones While I'm in my home playing bones, I'm in the zone Sedated like the Ramones and I'm just... [Fat Tony (Tom Cruz)] Sittin' out on the porch Fresh up out the pool (we out the pool!) Chillin' with my n***as, and you know we got girls too (we so cool!) Man, I can't complain (I can't complain, n***a!) Sippin' lemonade (sippin' on some lemonade!) Life is just like a game And I'm MVP when I play (I'm MVP!)