Tom Caruana - Splendid lyrics

I've got a special hat Mmhmm! Woke up this morning feeling super! Where is the butler? Pa** me the bu*ter My muffins are freshly baked Wake up and I stretch and shake My life, well yes, it's great Like I live on a slice of special cake With loads of ingredients If my home is my castle Then that's most convenient 'Cause my home is a castle And I laugh at the top of my turrets! My drawbridge is over a moat filled with tea And I'm so far above it I just love it This life of mine Life everyday is a prize that shines Lighting my way through the unsightly times To the stage where I find that the mic is mine I love it, to see the friendly faces Few are strangers in my fan bases I love them almost paternally I have an orangutan serving me Is that so eccentric? Invention just means "be open ended" So if you're special but no one said it Shout it out with me It's all so splendid, splendid! Yes indeed! It's splendid I'm really pleased It's splendid Well isn't that nice? It's splendid So sing it twice! It's splendid Yes indeed! I'm really pleased It's splendid Well, isn't that nice? It's splendid! Hahaha! (That took it out of me Where am I again? Oh yes, there we go...) The fresh smell of a newly mowed lawn First cup of joy on a misty morn When you sip from a dark brew In a sharp suit watching cartoons Your very own baby Flame-haired ladies Lovely roast hen with Yorkshires and gravy Or a ride where you scream for joy on a steam-powered flying machine Or a scene from your new ambition played in the present tense Or some sentiments sent from a loved one to end offense Or eleven pence paid for a Marmoquin Sitting at a bar with a gla** of Pimm's Getting what you want for your birthday Or watching the Las Vegas mermaids Sitting in a deck chair listening to sea Or listening to me Knowing that you said what you said And you meant it because Everything is ever so splendid! Yes indeed! I'm really pleased It's splendid Well, isn't that nice? It's splendid So sing it twice! It's splendid!