The quiet kid has come to stay What do you say? He says I'm lonely, says I'm lonely I'll tell you everything I know What do you know? He says I'm hopeless, says I'm hopeless And that's why I can't send you Christmas cards It's why I had to keep you in the dark Less big words and more exclamation marks The little king is locked away (locked away!) Swallow the key He says he's alright, but not sorry I'll tell you everything I saw (what do you see?) A hundred and one He says it's alright, but I know what I've done And that's why I can't send you Christmas cards It's why I had to keep you in the dark Less big words and so ... Charmed but destroyed Opens up the window Bored and overwhelmed Always overwhelmed But that's the best part, that's the best part 'cause I've been taking your advice Like a Speak & Spell But I could get to know you better And never know you well And that's why I can't send you Christmas cards It's why I had to keep you in the dark Less big words and so ... Charmed but destroyed Opens up the window Bored and overwhelmed Always overwhelmed But that's the best part, that's the best part