Todrick Hall - Flying Monkey Lament 1 lyrics

We'd like to thank you for flying Monkey Airlines We're trying hard to keep you from dying But here's a few quick tips if you don't mind applying them One, I know your seatbelt hurts, but keep it on, please This ugly mask, you might need if you can't breathe Your seat's a floating device, but who cares? 'Cause if the plane goes down in flames You won't be floating nowhere And if you're hungry, hmm, that s**s, we're all out of treats Get cozy, honey, 'cause every seat's a middle seat Your flight's delayed now, it happens all of the time Thank you for trying, thank you for flying Monkey Airlines