Todd Snider - Tillamook County Jail lyrics

I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail Hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail If I was her I'm not so sure I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail Got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest From what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test Well I did my best but as you mighta guessed It's a tough test not to fail I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail One phone call, two Tylenol Four cold gray walls closing in If I ever do get out on that highway again I ain't ever goin back to Tillamook County No I ain't ever goin back to Tillamook County It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew And that lyin' son of a gun told 'em I done some things I didn't do They came running for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail And now I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail One phone call, two Tylenol Four cold gray walls closing in If I ever do get out on this highway again I ain't ever goin back to Tillamook County No I ain't ever goin back to Tillamook County (nope) I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail Now I'm still hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail Coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation Have to send all my money through the mail I'm gonna send all my money to the Tillamook County Jail