Todd Snider - Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males lyrics

Snider Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white American male Gay bashin', black fearin', poor fightin', tree k**in', regional leaders of sales Frat housin', keg tappin', shirt tuckin', back slappin', haters of hippies like me Tree huggin', peace lovin', pot smokin', p**n watchin', lazy a** hippies like me. Tree huggin', love makin', pro choicen, gay weddin', widespread diggin' hippies like me Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed We who have nothing and most likely will 'til we all wind up locked up in jails By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white American males. Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame. Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame I know who I like to blame. Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white American males Soul savin', flag wavin', rush lovin', land pavin' personal friends to the Quayles Quite diligently workin' so hard to keep the free reins of this Democracy From tree huggin', peace lovin', pot smokin', barefootin' folk-singin' hippies like me Tree huggin', peace lovin', pot smokin', barefootin' folk-singin' hippies like me.