Todd Rundgren - I Hate My Frickin Isp lyrics

The reason that i signed up Is the reason that i hate it I know she's made her mind up I just don't know how she's made it And my dial-up screen has locked me Into a touch tone tune monotony Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out And i wait And i wait And i hate my frickin isp He ain't got go bandwidth left for me And i'll never get back Never get back the time that i waste That's what i hate My job's so hard to swallow But it's got me by the collar In some motel 6 squalor Where every local call's a dollar I got no time left to jack off I got a deadline that won't back off I'm about to chew my own leg off Cause it's so late And i'm late And i hate my frickin isp I get bumped for inactivity And i'll never get back Never get back the time that i waste That's what i hate It rained cd roms that gave me Twenty hours free I let my service provider Make a junky outta me And then he cut me off From my online community And now i hate, i hate it I hate i hate i hate i hate I hate my frickin isp His domain name lookup takes eternity Etc... Na na na na na