The blessing of the turtles, the eggs lay on the lawn Paint a pretty picture for me to sit upon The calling of the rabbit, the falling of the hare The hat man then begins to play, a song is everywhere You want the obvious You'll get the obvious Tell them groucho said, you're just another onionhead Another virgin mary, another case is shut Have another helping, prime cut of baby's bu*t A sip of holy water, a shot of saving grace Another western mystic, the words pore out my face You want the obvious You'll get the obvious I'll shave my skull instead, be just another onionhead