What's on cable TV? Nah, I saw this ten times already No, I don't want MTV Yech, an old black and white movie But if I turn off the sound I can sit here in the television light Pour a gla** full of scotch, a little ice Drink to myself tonight You know there might be something on regular TV (good old regular TV) No nothing, what do I expect for free (there's nothing on TV) One long shot, the public broadcast channel (a documentary) My God, that's boring But if I turn off the sound That's better with just the television light While I freshen up my scotch, add some ice This is turning out alright Oh, I almost forgot, my own DVD library (yeah, DVD) Now what do I have that'll be fun to see (DVD) Here's Enter the Dragon with Bruce Lee (DVD) I slide that in and click on play movie Then I turn off the sound And lay back in the television light With another drink of scotch I watch the picture while I slip into the night The TV's got no sound I drink the last of the hot, yellow, light-headed Scotch burning gold, warm and quiet Inside the center of the night I turn off the sound And lay back in the television light