TODAY - I f**ed My Aunt lyrics

[Hook: Jorma Taccone] Damn I f**ed my aunt I can't believe I f**ed my aunt I f**ed my aunt y'all [Verse 1: Jorma Taccone] I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid Growing up in the country felt like doing a bid But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake And trips to the city, what a magical place First baseball game, man, I'll never forget Crackerjacks, bleacher seats and the crack of the bat My friend Tim caught a ball, but he gave it to me And five years later, I f**ed my aunt, damn [Hook: Akiva Schaffer] I f**ed my aunt I can't believe that I f**ed my aunt Man, I really f**ed my aunt I f**ed my aunt, y'all [Verse 2: Akiva Schaffer] Rainstorms always give me the blues Worst one in ten years on the evening news She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes We opened some wine and laughed like kids She told me funny things that her and my mom did But then my uncle called and she had to go And twelve years later, I f**ed her sister, damn [Hook: Andy Samberg] I f**ed my aunt Can you believe that I f**ed my aunt? Man, I guess I f**ed my aunt I f**ed my aunt, y'all [Verse 3: Andy Samberg] It was my eighteenth birthday, the world was still new My parents threw me a party as parents will do My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift It was an ant farm; man, she was a trip Later that night I was up in my room I watched as the small ant community bloomed So simple, yet so complex I contemplated my own life and wondered what would come next I took out my favorite ant and crushed it with my dick And also, I f**ed my aunt [Hook: Andy Samberg] Damn, I f**ed my ant And I f**ed my aunt Man, we f**ed our aunts (yeah) We f**ed our aunts, y'all [Outro: T-Pain] Oh, I can't believe it... they f**ed their aunts I mean, I f**ed my aunt, too, but you don't see me making songs about it Although we technically didn't have s** Just some above the clothes stuff And some under the clothes stuff I mean, what is s**, really? Is it just penetration? Or do you have to finish? Cause I finished... (Damn, I f**ed my aunt, y'all)