Tobythepriest - Tokyeaux lyrics

[Skit] [Intro: tobythepriest] It's me Toby, ha and I don't speak the Japanese either I brought my friend along with me, yup Yea [Verse 1: tobythepriest] Ayo I'm skating down Decatur with a GameBoy and a razor shooting lasers And I'm asking where the b**hes went Haven't showered so I'm smelly and the cops are gonna tell me That I'm lame because I'm skating and I'm littering Check my phone for the Pelicans' score, I think we're winning it Handful of free CDs, but they ain't listening Get up on the TV with Miley Cyrus and find a motherf**in' wrecking ball that I can hit her with Rap's a bunch of simple sh**, crush it with my fingertips Even when I'm singing sh**, you couldn't ever beat the kid If you ever meet the kid, probably never speak again Put a f**ing spell on you right before I eat your ribs Now I bet you'll never scream again Bout to take another stab at this rhyme scheme again, listen I know the city and I know how to play, so you can flash me but you ain't getting beads for it [Hook: tobythepriest] Backflippin', back to Jack sippin' Master rap kickin', fast to slap b**hes Listen, and it goes a little something like dun dun da da-da-dum [2x] [Verse 2: Hermi7 Khalfani] Ay yo the priest just k**ed it It's the hermit 7ARC! yo, check, look ay Ay I'm a kendo master, don't puff no cigs, anti-tobacco Got rhymes like dimes, causing Doom in every chapter Disaster! She head over heels and ankle fractures, I'm Casper And moving like Pippen, you hustle backwards I'm laughing, you nickel and dime n***as ain't trappin' Been droppin' crack up in ya ears since moms was Catholic And so I'm spittin' rhymes with the priest, this holy faction This sake in my cup, don't sip lean that sh** for f*ggots Oh, it's delicious Herm moved barrels cross the pacific Of moonshine, a crude guy getting all the commission It's tradition to raise the steaks when in the kitchen Get the kitten tender vittles, Tip taught me that riddle Don't belittle--us locals but soon global contenders You'll remember--my name The meaning shown in December, watch your temper Uhh So watch your temper [Hook: tobythepriest]