Toby Turner (tobuscus) - The Sideburns Song lyrics

Side burns On the side of my face As my head turns You can see they're in the same place On either side. Burns They can't be replaced My insides burn When I think of the days Before my... My side burns Look at my sideburns But don't touch my sideburns Why would you do that? My heart yearns For my own sideburns My side actually burns now What is that? What the hell man Why does my side burn? What the hell's going on? My side burns Does anybody have Some aloe vera? If you do, bring it backstage I'll pay you back 1985 From the womb I came out (on my birthday) The doctor said "What you crying about?" I said, "Is that a rhetorical question? You know why I cried I have a serious lack of Hair on the side... Of my head Little baby people Don't have sideburns They gotta grow them When they're older But if your little baby Already has sideburns That's awesome! Don't be concerned Don't be concerned About your little bitty baby With the big big sideburns You should nota be Concernd-acerned about The little itty bitty baby With the big big sideburns Your little baby gonna be a pimp Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp You should probably discourage That kind of profession Because it's illegal And your baby's too Young to be concerned About starting a business But that's impressive If it's got the mindset My sideburns Look at my sideburns Back on track talkin Talkin, bout side burns! My sideburns Look a ma' side burns La lay la la Loo loo Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns Sideburns