Toby Turner (tobuscus) - Literal Darksiders 2 Trailer lyrics

THQ And there was a war in heaven Where demon fought against angel And angel fought against demon In an epic pillow fight That lasted all night Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep And they need it more than most Honestly probably wouldn't help Block a demon axe Angel bumble bee stressed out Axe gets pressed out Angel takes the rest out Golden armour s**s The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring But its not high enough d**h's lack of a mouth Led to depression And he has a lot of pent up aggression Demon take their mouths for granted Stab them in the chest switch to two handed Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon! Giant robot demon smack Cut the robot blood is black Robot pushed the hero back Ready for the big attack Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it At least it gets shaded Is that a cloud? No Launch in slow-mo Main guy and some tree trunks Travel from left to right Hit a wall! Stop! You got a boss to fight Never mind, holy s*** what the f*** You're screwed Just by stepping on the ground he launched you And if he had a mouth He'd be screaming But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the Pent up aggression out on He starts to now run With his underground undead horsey Who glows green with love Dive onto saddle Ride into battle Horsey looks mad-dle He has horns that'll Impale all the demons k** them while he runs They'll k** everyone Even the trees aren't safe The k**ing has begun 1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead Make it rain bones Fall like the DOW Jones That joke took me hours to write Try to hide the green light below Or the giant demon will notice you are following And jump Use your throw hand Which also glows he must have suspicion You'll probably fail this stealth mission Who cares your freakin' d**h k** everyone If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you Your wings are pointless But that scythe is overpowered d**h should be nerf'd Boss shakes the Earth Stick the landing where'd his clothes go? Now they're even Except one has a mouth Show off Someone's gonna get a double dose of d**h Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2 d**h lives