I got a old woman from france She loves to s** on my balls and eat bowels We have our dance, our romance We f** so hard, she my sweetheart I eat that a** when it fart I should k** her I shouldn't She's not quite human She immediately looked at me And stuck a gun into my guts And grabbed my f**ing nuts Squeeze it like it ain't sh** and just ran Isn't life a b**h, where my f**ing keys I must get home, call up my dad on the phone He f**ing mad, my mind blown Back then i was alone in the seat I hadn't gotten a blow job in weeks I was depressed i couldn't jack off Now i'm getting dough Smuggling these d** in the streets Old woman from france She loves to s** on my balls and eat bowels