I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man I got a little 2-bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand Since "they" moved in They call themselves the Taliban (ooooo yeah the taliban) (ooo the taliban baby...oo yeah) Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here They make her wear a scarf over her head That covers her from ear to ear She loves the desert and the hot white sand But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand The Taliban (ooo the taliban baby) But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up And it'll be, "Ride camel, ride" My old lady she'll be here with me Just smilin' right by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine Or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to The Taliban I know where you coming from brother This is a patriotic love song So y'all feel free to salute if ya want to I give ya permission Now they attacked New York City 'Cause they thought they could win Said they would stand and fight Until the very bloody end Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran And said, "Now, you son's a b**hes You better not be doin any business with that Taliban" So we prayed to Allah with all of our might Untill those big U.S. jets came flyin one night They dropped little bombs all over their Holy Land And man you should have seen em run Like rabbits they ran, the Taliban But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up And it'll be, "Ride camel, ride" My old lady she'll be here with me Just smilin' right by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine Or maybe Turkmenistan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers To the Taliban We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big bo*er To the Taliban Taliban