Oh, yeah, Leaving San Bernardino I was running behind I had a load on my trailer and a lot on my mind And I was rocking, rolling 'cross the USA I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day Pulled into Arizona about a hundred and one When a smokey bear shot me with his radar gun He said, "You're drunk, son." Yeah, there ain't no way I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day This gal pal I found didn't bother a soul I gave a pretty girl a ride to a watering hole And she thanked me and I pulled her off the interstate She said, "I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day." I blew through Amarillo like a wild west wind Stopped in Oklahoma City just to see an old friend "What's up cous'?" he said, "I'm OK." Yeah I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day Let's drive Got home to Little Rock about 3 AM My baby met me at the door with a bottle in her hand "Good to see my man, let's celebrate." Yeah I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day Said, I got drunk this morning but I haven't been stoned all day yeah