She said, "I'e seen you in here before." I said, "I've been here a time or two." She said, "Hello, my Name is Bobby Jo Meet my twin sister Betty Lou And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight And you're the only cowboy in this place And if you're up for a rodeo We'll put a big Texas smile on Your face" I said, "Girls," [Chorus] I ain't as good as I once was I got a few years on me now But there was a time back in my prime When I could really lay it down And if you need some love tonight Then I might have just enough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was I still hang out with my best friend dave Ive known him since we were kids at school Last night he Had a few shots Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool With a couple of redneck boys One great Big bad biker man I heard David yell across the room "Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand." I said, "Dave," [Chorus] I ain't as good as I once was My how the years have flown But there was a time back in my prime When I could really hold my own But if you wanna fight tonight Guess thouse boys dont look all that Tough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was I used to be hell on wheels Back when I was younger man Now my body says, "You can't do this boy" But my pride says, "Oh, yes you can I ain't as good as I once was Thats just the cold hard truth I still throw a few back, talk a little smack When I'm feelin bullet proof So don't double dog dare me now 'Cause I'd have to call your bluff I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was Maybe not be good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was