If women come a dime a dozen, I ain’t got a penny Some guys are gettin’ way too much, some guys don’t get any But if I had a nickel for every time I’d had enough I’d still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin’ to fall in love I fell in love with Linda she didn’t love me back I went crazy over Chrissy, she went crazy over Jack Maria down in Mexico, my Spanish Mona Lisa Tried to fly her back to Texas but she did not have a visa If women come a dime a dozen, I ain’t got a penny Some guys are gettin’ way too much, some guys don’t get any But if I had a nickel for every time I’d had enough I’d still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin’ to fall in love Bought Renee a dozen roses, all she did was make me beg Displayed my love for Donna with a tattoo on my leg There’s a tree where me and Carla carved our names with a pocket knife But like our love it burned down with a lightning strike If women come a dime a dozen, I ain’t got a penny Some guys are gettin’ way too much, some guys don’t get any But if I had a nickel for every time I’d had enough I’d still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin’ to fall in love Why does everybody say there’s lots of fish out in the sea? When I’m swimming after women they’re all laid up on the beach If women come a dime a dozen, I ain’t got a penny Some guys are gettin’ way too much, some guys don’t get any But if I had a nickel for every time I’d had enough I’d still be busted and heartbroken still be tryin’ to fall in love Yeah busted and heartbroken still be tryin’ to fall in love