Toby Keith - Have I Got a Present for You lyrics

I can't believe what Christmas Has come to today All these atheists and judges Trying to take it away No carols in our public schools No trees at City Hall And they wish you "Season's Greetings" At the Shopping Mall Ain't you sick of it all? Well, there's a war on Christmas It's under attack But this year America's taking it back Separate Church and State That's what some lawyer said I say it's time we separated Him from his head You can call me "Unchristian" But that's not true 'Cause have I got a present for you (spoken:) It's the thought that counts Christmas is as American As apple pie It's the late December version Of the Fourth of July And they may go by separate names But Uncle Sam and Santa Claus are one and the same So boys, take aim Hell, there's a war on Christmas It's under attack But this year America's taking it back Separate Church and State That's what some liberal said I say it's time we liberated him from his head You can call me "Unchristian" But that's not true Buddy, I got a present for you (spoken:) Hope it's the right size O Say Can You See this Christmas Baby Jesus, 'Tis of Thee I'm placing 50 shining stars atop The Statue of "Libertree" Then I'll go and jingle the Liberty Bell Hoist "Old Glory" with an elf But if you say I can't deck my halls Then I'll deck you myself Well, there's a war on Christmas It's under attack Hey, this year Old St. Nicholas is taking it back He's firing guns from his reindeer Dropping bombs from his sled This year, if you were naughty, you're as good as dead He's wearing red and white But you can throw in blue And has he got a present for you And St. Toby's got one too Yeah, we got a present for you As in the A-C-L-U (spoken:) Easy, Rudolph. Down boy