Tobuscus - Trapped in a Hot Pockets Commercial lyrics

1PM. He's still in bed. Hearing singing in his head. Look at clock. He's late for a job he'll lose soon at this rate. Trip on the sheet, hit the floor, start crawling. Look at the phone, your boss is calling. (Who is that?) Go to the kitchen look for snacks in the cabinet. But there's just plates. That's where he keeps his plates. He knows that. (Dude shut up) Open the freezer to get some snackages. 2 Hot Pocket sandwich packages. (What is this a Hot Pockets commercial? Why is the music disproportionately epic?) There's a force field on the freezer 'til he reads the label. Then he can grab the box and go to the table. (Dude I gotta go to work now) There's always time for reading when it leads to eating. (Okay, limited edition Cuban Style, spicy meat nacho) SING IT! SING! (No!) Limited Edition Cuban Style and Spicy Beef Nacho! (How did you make me do that?) Phone rings, your boss is calling. Decline boss and sing ingredients. Roasted Pork, Hickory Ham, Mm, mm! Pickles, Swiss cheese I am at a loss of words. I never heard of bechamel sauce, but I'm sure it's great. It is great! I figured. Now sing what's in the Spicy Beef one, and sound like me this time. Spicy beef and the cheese of the nacho sauce and a touch of the jalapeno. (Okay, can I cook these now?) I've already cooked one, it's okay you're welcome! (You already - you cooked em?) (Ah, thanks.) Eat it now! (I was walking, I was gonna sit down myself.) (Just let me eat at my own pace.) (Okay) Limited Edition soon you'll be wishing they'd be here forever. Now sing about the flavor. (I can't, my mouth is full) Now (Did you just make me swallow?) The beef is beefy, the spice is spicy, The jalapeno compliments the onions nicely! Now sing about the other one. (Dude I gotta go!) Cuban Style makes me smile. too bad it'll be gone in a while. I'm going to the store to hoard up a pile. (Okay, are we done now? I'm losing my voice, I'm gonna lose my job. Hello. Hello!) [Whiteness] (Oh no.) Hey, um, um, I'm really sorry I'm late, uh, it's never gonna happen again. Toby! Toby! You don't have a job. You make YouTube videos. Oh yeah. Ah ha ha ha ha - I forgot. I don't have a job. Yup, yup, that's right. Listen! Are you gonna do Hot Pockets or what? I don't know. They wanna sing that whole HOT POCKETS jingle at the end! I love that jingle. Maybe I'll do one of those trapped in a ad videos. Whatever you decide, call me first so we can clear it all legal. I'm -