Tobuscus - Safety Torch lyrics

Look at little Tim-Tim Sleeping so soundly. WAKE UP TIM-TIM! QUICK, THERE'S A MONSTER! Don't be scared Tim-Tim Or he'll eat you. Monsters smell fear. Lucky for you! I GOT A SAFETY TORCH! Put it on the porch. SAFETY TORCH! Put it in the hallway. SAFETY TORCH! Scare the monsters away. SAFETY TORCH! That'll be fifty bucks. (Tim-Tim) But my house is on fire! (Toby) Shhhhhh. Tim-Tim. Things are looking grim, grim. Lucky for you, you. I have come with a SOLUTION! It's your lucky day. SAFETY WATER! Put it in the bucket. SAFETY WATER! Pour it on the fire. SAFETY WATER! Maybe make a bubble bath. SAFETY WATER! The first one's on the house. (Tim-Tim) Hehe. I see what you did there. First one's on the house. (Toby) Hehe. Yeah, but only the first one, though. So all of those. (Wha...?) Plus all them safety torches. (No.) Let's just say 500 bucks. (Tim-Tim) I don't have 500 bucks!) (Toby) Oh, that's okay. I'll bill your parents. Have a good night. Go back to sleep. (Tim-Tim) My parents are gonna k** me.