Tobuscus - Bioshock Infinite Literal lyrics

May contain content inappropriate for children. Irrational games with a spiky chess piece behind it. Darkness, bubbles, background lights up. Shadows become underwater treeeeeeeees. Swim through the see so faaaaast. Like the Ūsain Bolt of the sea. Or is it Üsain? A big daddy. There's an underwater city. Sea monster. City lights up. It's a goldfish. Cameraman is shouting bubbles. Cameraman needs ro come up for air. Much better, OR NOT! Thrown, hit the floor. Blurry hand, look up. Ocean not so big. Big daddy not so big. THAT THING IS. Giant evil robot hand grabs your head But it has a heart. Don't try to grab it or he'll throw you out the window! Slow-motion lasts until you look down So don't look down. DON'T LOOK DOWN! DON'T LOOK DOWN! You're lucky there's a blimp. GRAB IT! Hit it rolling backwards. There's a handle but it's too far away. HUH?! RIP THE BLIMP! DON'T LOOK DOWN! WHY'D YOU LOOK DOWN?! Now you've got one hand. Look around. Floating town. Tell a baby to talk to tha hand. There's a man on the balcony talking to himself. Cue epic music. Floating building wants to be higher than the other ones. So it boosts itself. RIPPING NOISE?! It's not looking good. Down he goes! Onto a nest of floating dethorned roses. Into the arms of a buxom sorceress. Who's your daddy? ME. Oh. My bad. That's a shame. She had an amazing pair of Bioshock Infinite........s.