(Verse 1: Toad) Toad trying to sleep But i'm having nightmares Keep my jacket on Cuz i'll never sleep bare Went to sleep Woke back up Feeling real hungry Man I need something To fill up my tummy Open the refrigerator Then I seen a paper And it said There's no cookies Then I said Wait a minute! So I drank six cups of milk And some moldy cheese Then I went to sleep When I should have went and peed Fell asleep with a full bladder I feel fatter Woke up in a splatter No time for laughter Ray Cheesy looking at me like Who made this mess? And then he said Dude I can't believe you peed on my chest I look over to the closet I think I seen a ghost Then I look back over And see it's just a coat Super paranoid Ray Cheesy think i'm tripp'in And all of this pee in the bed You would think I went swimming! (Hook x2) You gotta pee? I gotta pee! You gotta pee?? Heck yeah I gotta pee! And it's super dark And I really can't see And I gotta go to the potty Man I gotta pee! (Verse 2: Ray Cheesy) It's Ray Cheesy And I really gotta pee! But it's taking Toad forever Just to take a leak And he's been in there forever And I wonder did he leave? Should I open up the door? Should I even peak? Got me dancing like a fire I really need to potty Pee on my chest And I can't believe he just got me Got pee on my favorite PJ's About to pee on myself And Toad is the delay Toad said ''I need help!!'' Then I say ''What??'' That's when I heard a splash And then I heard a flush Then he said ''We gotta problem'' Then I said ''Hurry Up!'' Got me feeling like Chuck Norris Punched me in the gut! Bust in to see what's up I can't believe my eyes! I look up to the sky And scream out ''WHY??'' Face really red You would think my heads boiling Tell me how can I pee In a clogged toilet (Hook x2)