The air is hot and wet And your vision is dangerous There is no light and what you see Is fortunate You see a pilot boat Sent out to bring it back It was wrapped to drive you crazy It was done to make you mad You had a fortune of ideas A miserable fortune of ideas Put all your pictures in a box Blacked out the windows and changed the locks Some things change Some things remain To stay the same in all the ways In the ways to change I was looking forward to meeting your family They are so famous and they are so proud of me I'd like to feed, to feed your vanity But honesty is not your sanity You stayed on for a while Maybe a minute or more And you thought that you would be in another theatre You see your blonde Medusa, she enters this stage right You know you've got the mirror, old snakehead She's a dark Scandinavian Well you gave me a doughnut, nice and round Jam filled, oh blossom blossom Gave me a jam doughnut so round Blossom blossom Whitlam Some things change Some things remain To stay the same in all the ways In the ways to change But some things change Some things remain To stay the same in all the ways In the ways to change I was looking forward to meeting your family They are so famous and they are so proud of me I'd like to feed, to feed your vanity But honesty is not your sanity (x3) Well you gave me a doughnut, nice and round Jam filled, oh blossom blossom Gave me a jam doughnut so round Blossom blossom Whitlam I was looking forward to meeting your family They are so famous and they are so proud of me I'd like to feed, to feed your vanity But honesty is not your sanity (x3)